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Bring it on, soup can. Break it up, you two! You’re going to jail! And I don’t grant pardons like that sissy, Ford. You won’t pardon anyone, because you won’t get elected. The voters aren’t pea-brained idiots anymore. No? Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973… but voters are as drunk and stupid as ever! The only one who’s changed is me. I’ve become bitter and crazy. Once I’m in office, I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat! I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place! One vote won’t make a difference.
You can get off me anytime. Oh, no! My parents are leaving! I’ve gotta go change back into street Leela. Thank you, mysterious heroes! The value of the Gemerald you saved is slightly greater… than the cost of the damage A net gain for our great city! It’s good that Leela doesn’t love us. She’ll be less sad when we die. And I got the audio tour for Treasures of Liberace’s Tomb! Sweetie, it’s okay. You don’t have to apologize for standing us up.
I’m taking evasive action! Stop bothering me! I need full concentration! Eyes are for chumps. Their desire to live shows me no respect. Roll down a window and start shooting. Wait, the letters that normally say… Master Steering Wheel Co. say Nibbler. Oh, no! I’m back at the Wheel, Fry. Great. The one time I forgot to buy flight insurance! They’re coming this way! Gee, you think? Think I should use these clamps that I use every day, at every opportunity? You’re a genius, you idiot! The engine’s stalled! I’m trying the manual fuel pump! Hello.